December 2011
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today i am jadesprite
cry forever
ah my dash is covered in shipping pictures for the holiday
GUESS I BETTER CONTRIBUTE
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Hehehehehehehehe
waterpipe:
Hi this isn’t Vriska noooooooope John didn’t leave tumblr open nope.
8luh!!!!!!!!
What are you doing John GOD you shouldn’t 8e 8LUH-ing????????
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heeeeeeeey guuuuuuuuys
So Tina left her computer open. hehehehehehehehe She’s covered in this sticky, white glop that we’re using to build my hammer. Yes. eue eue eue eue eue eue eue eue Tina when you see this All the e eyes are for you <3<> She’s still covered in this mixture though. Pretty damn hilarious.
-Waterpipe
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oh WELL THEN
#visit the blog of someone you like
#notice anon rivalry over person you like
#hope to fucking god that person doesn’t think you’re stupid enough to be one of them.
#I’M BETTER THAN THAT……..I HOPE U SEE THAT……..
coconutmilkyway:
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Reasons Why You Hate Your Friends..
asreason:
This is me. This is my face at midnight. This is me reacting to shit from a blog my asshole-best friend send me. Mhm.
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME AND MY HORRIBLE PORN
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On Vriska's death.........
Waterpipe: (UM WELL WE COULD GO WITH CANON??)
Skeletonmasks: (FUCK CANON AKJHFS)
Waterpipe: (JHBHSDULJI;FOOASDIFHB)
Skeletonmasks: (YES SARA BECAUSE JOHN AND JAKE TOTALLY BUTTRAPED EACH OTHER ON PAGE 67864974745 HUSSIE DREW IT OUT PANEL BY PANEL METICULOUSLY WITH HIS OWN BLOOD)
Skeletonmasks: (WE'RE STRICT CANON FOLLOWERS)
Waterpipe: (NOT WHAT I MEANT)
Waterpipe: (I MEANT)
Waterpipe: (VRISKA'S DEATH)
Skeletonmasks: (*SNORT*)
Waterpipe: (kajsfhjk)
Waterpipe: (*FOREVER HIDES IN PILLOW PILE*)
Skeletonmasks: (OKAY /OKAY/ IT CAN BE CANON NOW GET OUT OF THERE DISGUSTING THINGS HAPPENED IN THOSE PILLOWS THAT IS NOT A SAFE PLACE FOR A YOUNG LADY TO PLAY)
Waterpipe: (ADSFHJKADF I DIDN'T SAY THAT UUUGGHAKSDFHLJ IDK YOU DECIDE????)
Skeletonmasks: (SHE COULD'VE DIED IN A MOVIE RENTING ACCIDENT)
Skeletonmasks: (ON THE WAY TO THE MOVIE STORE......BITCH DIDNT TIE HER SHOE AND GOT IMPALED ON A COPY OF CON AIR)
Skeletonmasks: (JOHN WEEPED OVER HER BODY AND /NEVER RETURNED THE DISC/)
Waterpipe: (LKAJSDHFLJSKDAFNJHSF)
Waterpipe: (JOHN'S DREAM DEATH)
Waterpipe: (HE WISH HE COULD DIE LIKE THAT)
Skeletonmasks: ("IM SORRY I WASNT THERE TO SAVE YOU VRISKA. TO BE HONEST IT GOT TO MY HEART TOO-")
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Land of Bells and Shadow: Homestuck Title Test →
thepageofhopes:
Who doesn’t want to know the Homestuck Title they would have in the game?
EDITED: Added more Aspect info, Changed how Rage and Doom work, and added one Syllable Titles!
This is something I’ve been creating for a long time, and finally got to a place where I feel like the test is pretty solid.
bahaha, im a Page of Hope.
LISTEN TO MY FRIEND AND I TALK →
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Trollin Omegle
You: i have erectile dysfunction
You: and im only 13
You: help
Stranger: Not much, homebray. Just rockin out
Stranger: .....Iunno, take cialis
You: ok let me ask my dad
You: what that is
Stranger: It makes your weewee hard
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: Why do you need it if you're only 12
Stranger: *13
You: wtf is a weewee im a boy
You: also
Stranger: I mean peepee
You: internet porn
You: so much
You: internet porn
Stranger: Maybe your dad shouldnt let you on the computer if you're obsessed with porn
You: I saw him look it up once okay
You: he started it
Stranger: Thats cuz hes an adult and mommy's and daddy's are allowed to look at that stuff
You: dude i have a kid i am a daddy
Stranger: Cuz they arent attracted to their old ugly spouse anymore
You: her name is Casey
Stranger: Wtf lol
Stranger: You're messed
You: nahhhhhhhhhhhh
You: :B
You: shes a lizard actually
You: im just kidding with you
Stranger: I assumed, I was just going with it.
You: ohhhhh. okay so whats uhm
You: goin on
Stranger: I told you, Im just rockin out to some music and babysitting
You: oh well im just jerkin it to nick cage posters
You: hes a cool guy
You: i guess
Stranger: You jack off to guys that are cool instead of hot?
You: .........no
You: dont tell Dave
You: DONT TELL DAVE
You have disconnected.
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OH.....
Me: oh yeah and i was trying to think of something jake would say and the only thing that came to mind was buttonsnapping and then i was like oh....oh no that sounds like boners oh no so it changed from something dashingly absurd to something odd IM SORRY TL;DR THOUGHT PROCESS
Waterpipe: HJUKSYGDHFKJSLKDFJHJB
Me: ARE YOU GETTING BONERS IN THAT TREE, JOHN? GET DOWN FROM THERE, THAT TREE DOES NOT LOVE YOU.
Waterpipe: BUT IT'S WHERE I WAS WITH VRISKA. LEAVE MY BONERS ALONE
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